TOO DRUNK TO FUCK: February 2011

Monday, February 28, 2011

Sunday, February 27, 2011

prank call from vegas pt. 2

i felt kind of bad doing this one....
square records always hooks it up.

prank calls from vegas...

wes & i were shit wrecked one night/morning/who knows what time it is in vegas ever... and we called about every business in highland square. more videos to come.

so this blog is called TDTF...

pretty sure lappin nailed it. here is our first TDTF GIRL.
lets keep them coming.

my buddy will's birthday was friday night...

he came to our bar as we were closing... talk about an angry large man.
(sidenote: gatsby's pub is a sketchy strip club. he got that for his birthday)

he was definitely TDTF. he fell out of the stool. seconds after this photo was taken, he tried to sit up and split his forehead open. hillbilly.

vegas... pt. 2

this is off the balcony of our buddies suite who works for the black keys. i never knew hotel rooms had dishwashers and benches in the shower.

we saw kim kardashian walking around. yeah, her ass is even bigger in real life. this is a flick of her private party she was throwing.

posted up.

so my dumbass roomate, wes, meets this guy from nova scotia. his name was owen.

wes thought it would be a good idea to walk 8 blocks off the strip back to his van that the homey lives out of. so sketchy.

i dont know why wes want this photo.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Thursday, February 24, 2011

hillbilly grocery list...

so my buddy works at ACME and found this on the ground...
(click the image to enlarge)
is this real?

so i'm sure you've seen blake griffin win the dunk contest by jumping over a car.... if not here you go. thats my nigga.

after a night of drinking and trying to reach that TDTF level... somehow a challenge arose and my buddy Medford said he could do it too. regardless. here is proof.

obviously not tdtf.

webs .x. paler

staying cold.

so my buddy alex...

decided that with all of his skills and talent would design a header for me and this is what he came up with. i dont think he could have hit it any harder on the head. big ups! make sure you take some time to check out his blog as well. I PEE EVERY DAY. thanks again homey.

I PEE EVERYDAY

these women might be tdtf...

but not too drunk to fight...
"thats why my hair is still in my hair bitch."

and the cavs trade Mo Williams for....

yo nigga Barron Davis.

Sources reveal that the Los Angeles Clippers have agreed in principle to trade star Baron Davis and their 2011 first round draft pick to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Mo Williams and Jamairo Moon.